the_stormdancer 91 / F
"Those that thing sunshine brings happiness, have never danced in the rain"
Chicago, Illinois, United States
 
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the_stormdancer 91/F
Chicago, Illinois
She dances in the rain, walks barefoot in the snow and swims with lightning....
Introduction
[I]"just kiss me in the rain so that I will know you are not one of them. those who run for shelter." ~JmStorm[/I] "Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path" [I]She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. ~Charles Bukowski[/I] I'm the hazy whirl of storm clouds that sweep across the moon on a dark summer night. I am heat and rapture that carries the power of a hurricane at sea. I am a vortex that can pull you in and spit you out. I can be the eye of that storm, all calm serenity and peace. I am a fierce warrior, a lazy watchful cougar, an animal never caged, rarely seen and seldom contained. I am the one many wish to possess...few could ever truly handle...more complicated that I wish to be. I'm the one your momma warned you about...and she was right. I have a razor sharp mind, a warped sense of humor, a raging sense of curiosity and the self-confidence built from a lifetime of experiences to back it up. I am silliness and wisdom, laughter and light, hot as lava and cold as ice, soft and hard, sweet and sour, darkness and passion...often friend and rarely foe. I am kind, but do not suffer fools gladly. I am a dichotomous mass of confliction and contradiction, the one who is in her element in the center of the storm. Life is about passion for me...in living, in loving, in my sexuality. I can laugh like a 10 year old when reading Dr. Suess and argue the philosophies of Neitzsche...I am intensely spiritual and not at all religious...I can cook and clean and sew then change the oil in my Jeep. I am leather and lace and blue jeans and boots..I am a mayhem maker and trouble soother...I am defiant, strong, weak, soft, kind, honest and true. My family and friends are everything to me and I take great pride in the trust, honor and respect they show me and that I am allowed to return with all the strength of my heart. I am the ultimate sensual hedonist...I contain great passion and see beyond labels, living within few boundaries and following no societal rules but my own. All sexual/sensual/erotic moments are greeted with a wantonness and joy of spirit. I love to laugh, but have often been described as intense and I'm definitely more than a handful...maybe more than TWO handfuls. I am an exuberant and inexhaustible lover and an even better friend. I am unchangeable only in my changeablity. Life is a dichotomous mess of amusement…to which sometimes I even get the punchline I am an alpha human. I believe in the old ways...courtesy, respect and focus.. I have a vast level of training and kink interests, which I'm not interested in listing out for people that I barely know. You have to actually TALK to me to learn about the sweet creamy filling. *slow wicked grin* Who am I ultimately? A friend gave me a wonderful quote that reminded me of why I was named as I was --- “Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.” I am the stormdancer. P.S. My only non-negotiable (ish)...If I'm cooking for you, you are SO carrying in the freakin' groceries

My Ideal Person No one reads this, but I'll put it here anyway. My absolutes:

~ No women.
~ No bisexual males
~ No attached people, period.
~ I don't do poly
~ If you can only meet during the daytime consider me unavailable
~ No couples
~ One night stands bore me as does NSA sex. The first time is always the "worst"
~ No picture, no profile description? Don't bother to write, it's unlikely I'll respond unless you are phenomenally interesting in your email.
~ People that do that ghosting thing rather than just be upfront about whatever I view as childish and ridiculous. If you ghost and reappear expect me to be unimpressed.
~ Weak men are dangerous. If you don't consider yourself a strong male, please keep walking - we'll both end up unhappy.
~ If your profile is one long complaint about this site keep walking. Negative energy is not attractive.
~ Men who have dozens of pictures of doing dozens of women need not apply. What you do is your biz, but seriously...I'm not interested in watching other females suck your cock. I'm not your target audience.
~Anyone with pics where they are bent over and showing their brown star. Trust me...it is not your most attractive feature.

People ask who I seek...what is my "ideal?" That's impossible to answer. There is no ideal…or maybe it is that we are ALL ideal – for someone. I suppose the most amusing thing to me is that most people find their “ideal” and then aren’t “good enough” for them. My ideal is about like everyone else’s…be perfect please.

Could be I seek the impossible...quite likely the improbable.

Be real, be pure raw male, walk in beauty, be confident, be strong...be one who revels in the maelstrom of chaos.

I prefer tall, alpha males and am better with partners I know well. I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship (it could happen, but...), but FWB situations needs to mean that we actually ARE friends. Casual hookups aren't really my thing. I like to know the people I get nekkid with - the sex is just so much better!

Information
  • 91 / female
  • Chicago, Illinois, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Men
Birthdate: April 22, 1928
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Widowed
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: Ample
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Maniac
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual
Have Children: No
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Bra Size: 40 / 90 DD (E, if no DD)
Speaks: English, French, Italian, OnlyEnglishwell
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Long
Eye Color: Green
Glasses or Contacts: Contacts
My Trophy Case: