i'm am Dawn French sort of shape so if you have a problem with fat women don't bother! Does my bum look big in this? yup. i value intelligence and humor above looks so if you can make me laugh you get bonus points. I'm not looking for marriage and 2.4 s but i do need to be mates with you before I'll get into your bed and i would like more than a one night thing. I'm not a girlie girl and i'm more likely to put up shelves than wear lipstick

My Ideal Person someone whos fun to be with, who can make me laugh and smile a bit in life. Someone willing to be mates 1st. intelligence. sense of humour. a certain je ne sais quoi. I can't accommodate and i don't drive so in Oban would be best, if you're not local, please don't waste your time contacting me. Finally no married or 'attached'

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, sense of humour

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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