UPDATE Looks like this site went to a pay site as I can not access all my mail functions and can no longer reply to messages without paying . If you wish me to respond you will have to provide other ways of contacting you as I will NEVER pay for this site. Like all of you I have been many things on my way to me.... , , Sister, Mother, Wife, Ex-Wife, Friend, Enemy, Artist, Sales Guru,Student, Teacher, Dancing Chicken, Wandering Lost Soul, Bad Karaoke singer, Lover, Someones sin, Someones hope, Someones dread, New Wife, Step-Mom and now soon to be 2nd time Divorcee...and the list grows on and on ... I think I have arrived at my final destination of Crazy lady on the Corner. I don't really have my own corner I would be Crazy Lady on the Subway but we don't have those here. In the meantime I will try and find a corner and confine myself to it so I don't bother everyone over much. I am a freelance artist/ puppeteer/ costumed performer for various vendors/ home organizer/ event planner/ caterer/ costume designer/ make-up artist/ craftswoman... think Bob Mackie on crack. I always wanted to work for Jim Hen or in lieu of that be a Muppet. So I created that for myself. I list myself as Bisexual simply because it is who I am and who I have been from a very young age. I am out and open to my family , friends and the most important humans to me my two amazing s who responded when told with "Gee Mom tell us something we don't know" . This told me two things I did something right with them and It is simply another part of who I am. I do not list it here to entice or tempt or be all edgy. It does not mean I am not selective or that anyone has a chance. It does not mean I am Tasmanian Devil from Loony Tunes without sexual self control. It is simply one other part of me, please don't assume it has anything to do with you and we wont have any problems. I am not here to cheat or play games I am real and open and ask the same in return. I seek my emotional, mental and sexual peers. You want to get to know someone outside the box welcome if you're looking for normal ....scamper on there is nothing close to that to see here. If you're married male or female and want to use me or anyone else to hurt the man or woman you once made promises to and you're now not willing to be decent enough to keep those promises or ethical enough to free them to find someone that would see them completely and value them as they deserve then you can scamper on as well. ...and I suggest you scamper quickly I am extremely confident and independent please do not bring your bullshit to my attention and if you decide to do not be shocked when I deal with it accordingly. I recently beat cervical cancer and assholes do not scare me, not much does except for Sarah Palin having the bomb codes. Which brings me to politics if you are a conservative with a huge stick up your ass wanting to fuck liberals because we naturally fuck better DO STAY AWAY! Likewise if you are a man that hates women in any way or is threatened by them, I will pick up on that in the first sentence and it will not be pretty. I am attracted to confidence NOT ARROGANCE There is a difference. If you are in an open relationship I would need to speak with your partner if it is truly an open relationship that should not be an issue. If I am not attracted to you that simply means I am not attracted if you choose to respond with harassment of any kind I will deal with that accordingly. I have been online for almost 20 years since it was a baby and I know my way around I am not bluffing. I don't have to. Now let's all try and have a little fun and maybe some BLISS.

My Ideal Person Are you extraordinary?
Do you understand the sacred nature of your brain and how that connects to your sexual journey?
Are you free of dogma and basic assumptions?
Do you understand yourself completely and respect yourself so that you can extend that towards another?
Have you read a book or preferably books?
Are you capable of seeing a woman completely in all her glory without attempting to stifle that or trap it or explain it to yourself or the world.
Are you enlightened?
Are you an artist in your own life?
Can you even see the art in your life?
Can you carry on a conversation without grunting or the need for alcohol to make you brave enough to open your mouth and insert your foot?
Are you over the drama and baggage in your life and able to hold yourself accountable for your part in it?
If any of this applies please feel free to write, If not please feel free to scamper on and not waste either of our precious time.