I probably won't meet you. I know that's what I'm supposed to do here. but I just don't feel like it. I don't have the time, plus it's too much effort. Just call me lazy. There, did that make you feel better calling me that? I'll chat mostly so if you want to say hi to me in the chat room please reach out. No I won't have sex with your wife in front of you out of fear of being judge by two people and not just your wife. I do not respond to filrt's, pokes or shoves if they have those. If you want to talk to me do it in a chat room. Or just write me an E-mail here. You don't have to send me a pic but if you do please send one of you dressed as a Racoon. That way I know I'll never get a pic ever here.

My Ideal Person My ideal person is human (Mostly). I am married so my interest is would married women. Of course since I'm not meeting anyone then any woman could talk to me. Maybe I can have a dirty long distance typing affair with you. Oooooh baby my fingers long for the caress of your keyboard.