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DCkingDingaling 40/M
Germantown, Maryland
Every time I try and get off.... it keeps dragging me back....
Introduction
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Im a lover, not a fighter...but Im also a fighter, so don't get any ideas! Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello...I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire, I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail...Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal force demonstration...My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only ramen and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
My Ideal Person someone fun and interesting.
My Ideal Person someone fun and interesting.
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | January 5, 1984 |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm |
Body Type: | Average |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | Master's degree |
Race: | Caucasian |
Male Endowment: | Average/Thick |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Brown |
Hair Length: | Short |
Eye Color: | Blue |
Glasses or Contacts: | Either |