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Posted:Aug 29, 2019 8:50 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2019 8:51 pm
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My dancer friend and I had dinner for the first time in a long while, and she was concerned about the change in my demeanor since last we met. "It's like you're under a grey cloud," she said.

Indeed.

My latest lady friend assures me that I'm going to get laid someday. I don't believe it, but it's sweet of her to say so just the same. As we all know I couldn't get laid in a girls' school with a fistful of One Direction tickets. I'm waiting for her call right now, in fact; last night I tried calling her phone and knocking on her door but to no avail. This morning she called and apologized for having fallen asleep on me. Evidently it was a really deep sleep.

My other lady friend continues to be freely available to seemingly just about anybody while apparently I was supposed to chase her down, wrestle her to the ground, knock her over the head with a bouquet of roses and finish her off with a box of chocolates.

Also, if there ever was a time we were finally alone in a room and nobody was going to be pounding on the door at any moment, she needed to hit me over the head a little harder with the pussy stick and just say something, because apparently I'm a little dense that way. As far as I could tell, there was always going to be someone else in the room with us, there was always going to be another knock on the door, and there was always going to be someone waiting outside in a hearse.
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Posted:Aug 29, 2019 8:22 pm
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2020 12:19 pm
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My dancer friend and I had dinner for the first time in a long while, and she was concerned about the change in my demeanor since last we met. "It's like you're under a grey cloud," she said.

Indeed.

My latest lady friend assures me that I'm going to get laid someday. I don't believe it, but it's sweet of her to say so just the same. As we all know I couldn't get laid in a girls' school with a fistful of One Direction tickets. I'm waiting for her call right now, in fact; last night I tried calling her phone and knocking on her door but to no avail. This morning she called and apologized for having fallen asleep on me. Evidently it was a really deep sleep.

My other lady friend continues to be freely available to seemingly just about anybody while apparently I was supposed to chase her down, wrestle her to the ground, knock over the head with a bouquet of roses and finish her off with a box of chocolates.

Also, if there ever was a time we were finally alone in a room and nobody was going to be pounding on the door at any moment, she needed to hit me over the head a little harder with the pussy stick and just say something, because apparently I'm a little dense that way. As far as I could tell, there was always going to be someone else in the room with us, there was always going to be another knock on the door, and there was always going to be someone waiting outside in a hearse.
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The Old Stall
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 8:33 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2019 8:13 pm
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favorite cocktail waitress in all of charted space says this week is not great for her but next week for sure!
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The Later Warning Signs of Trouble
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 1:05 pm
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2020 12:19 pm
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Two of my lady friends are having a row right now, and I just want to stay out of the middle of the inevitable gang war to follow.
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The Later Warning Signs of Trouble
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 10:15 am
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2019 8:29 pm
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Two of my lady friends are having a row right now, and I just want to stay out of the middle of the inevitable gang war to follow.
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The Early Warning Signs of Trouble
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 10:14 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2020 12:19 pm
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My favorite cocktail waitress in the universe told me she is finally going to knuckle down and watch the movie is my claim to fame.

"Swell," I replied.

"I'm going to watch it with my friend Clint!" she added.

Fuck.
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The Early Warning Signs of Trouble
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 6:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2020 12:19 pm
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My favorite cocktail waitress in the universe told me she is finally going to knuckle down and watch the movie is my claim to fame.

"Swell," I replied.

"I'm going to watch it with my friend Clint!" she added.

Fuck.
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The Early Warning Signs of Trouble
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 5:25 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2020 12:19 pm
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My favorite cocktail waitress in the universe told me she is finally going to knuckle down and watch the movie is my claim to fame.

"Swell," I replied.

"I'm going to watch it with my friend Clint!" she added.

Fuck.
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The Early Warning Signs of Trouble
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 3:42 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2020 12:19 pm
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favorite cocktail waitress in the universe told she is finally going knuckle down and watch the movie that is claim fame.

"Swell," I replied.

"I'm going watch it with friend Clint!" she added.

Fuck.
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The Early Warning Signs of Trouble
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 3:31 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2020 12:19 pm
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favorite cocktail waitress in the universe told she is finally going knuckle down and watch the movie that is claim fame.

"Swell," I replied.

"I'm going watch it with friend Clint!" she added.

Fuck.
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The Early Warning Signs of Trouble
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 1:00 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2020 12:19 pm
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favorite cocktail waitress in the universe told she is finally going knuckle down and watch the movie that is claim fame.

"Swell," I replied.

"I'm going watch it with friend Clint!" she added.

Fuck.
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The Injured List
Posted:Aug 24, 2019 7:40 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2020 12:19 pm
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My reputation for being Johnny-on-the-Spot with a lighter whenever I see an attractive woman taking out a cigarette has been well established, so my two friends were quite amused when I noted I'd developed cracked skin on my thumb.

"You have Lighter Thumb!" one declared, prompting the other to cry:

"Stop the Madness!"
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Sartorial Thoughts
Posted:Aug 22, 2019 8:08 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2020 12:19 pm
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"I have nothing in principle against wearing women's shirts. I just don't want people to think I button the wrong way."
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