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What’s In The News And In Your Package  

redrockrascal 61M
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1/13/2020 1:06 pm
What’s In The News And In Your Package


As if you really need to know . . . part my morning routine consists of logging onto my Yahoo via the main Yahoo page. I will usually look over the main page to see what is happening sports, and other, wise and what the political morons have voided from their bowels. Since it was early I thought I was not fully awake when I came across the 2 following articles. Having regrettably read them I figured I would share.

Let’s start with Gweneth Paltrow’s candles that smell like . . . her vagina – yes you read that correctly. But first a disclaimer, I have absolutely zero experience with Ms. Paltrow’s vagina or any other part of her anatomy, so I cannot verify the aroma. However, I wouldn’t for a moment hesitate to investigate because . . . journalism. That said . . .

Imagine if you will, you’ve prep’d your place to “entertain” you newest lady friend. It is cleaned immaculately and to “set the mood” you lit candles. She is impressed and you’re about to score when she asks “what kind of candles are those?” Being a guy you have ‘no idea’ cause you just grabbed a candle off the shelf at the store. So you read the label . . . out loud. Nooow you understand why the lady at the checkout stand looked at you strangely, just like your lady friend is looking at you now. You just read the name of the candle “This Smells Like My Vagina” Gweneth Paltrow.

So Bunky, if you’re lady friend is Bi you may get away unscathed. If your lady friend is straight . . . whatcha gonna do bad boy?

Sorry, no pic of the Paltrow pussy so I’ll just leave this here


Being a fair and equal reporter here is a story from ‘the other side’. It is about the size of one’s package and how it could affect your working environment.

Our “working stiff” in this case is the “Boy Wonder” himself, Batman’s sidekick, Robin a.k.a. Burt Ward – BAM ! I know, I know, you’re wondering “Holy underwear Redrock” what happened? Well, way back then a Catholic took issue with the tightness of Robin’s packaging in the crotch area. So the studio execs egged him on to reduce the bulge going to a doctor for medication. After trying the pills he opted to use his cape to cover the packaging problem. OK, but whoa Nellie you gotta wonder how big this “issue” was if it took a cape to cover it. I wonder if he would have been sacked if he had not addressed the issue. POW !

The big man and . . . Batman





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redrockrascal 61M
21522 posts
2/25/2020 2:32 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Hmmm, wasn't she selling a pussy.. errr Vagina steam cleaner not that long ago?
No wonder it smells great it is steamed . . . clam

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tickles4us 58M
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2/25/2020 10:52 am

Hmmm, wasn't she selling a pussy.. errr Vagina steam cleaner not that long ago?

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redrockrascal 61M
21522 posts
1/17/2020 4:27 pm

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    Paltrow's mother should be so proud. Her daughter has found the most odd way to make money, LOL.
    To be honest, if someone offered me money to market a candle smelling like my pussy, I would probably take it!
I would be interested in being a product tester.

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PonyGirl1965 54F
10898 posts
1/16/2020 6:34 pm

Paltrow's mother should be so proud. Her daughter has found the most odd way to make money, LOL.
To be honest, if someone offered me money to market a candle smelling like my pussy, I would probably take it!


redrockrascal 61M
21522 posts
1/15/2020 6:19 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I saw that in my news feed too....I just don't get it at all....why would anyone want that on display in the home....too tacky for me.
With all the online and TV media outlet now a daze they seem to have become desperate for content, no matter how dumb, useless or tacky it is.

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sexysixties2 72F  
38886 posts
1/15/2020 12:43 pm

I saw that in my news feed too....I just don't get it at all....why would anyone want that on display in the home....too tacky for me.

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lonlyforlove2 77M
8857 posts
1/14/2020 6:08 pm

    Quoting BiggLala:
    Batman and Throbin
    -Laughing so hard at this!!!
And no typo on the names..

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BiggLala 48F  
28370 posts
1/14/2020 5:43 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Red You Aced it on both. you need to get back to sports reporting. Gweneth's fragrance and Batman and Throbin , these are American legends, almost like hot dogs and Coke. or apple-pie and Chevrolet!!! Just cant be beat. have a good day, read some more on the next page..
Batman and Throbin
-Laughing so hard at this!!!

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redrockrascal 61M
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1/14/2020 12:43 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I did read in the paper about Robin's bulge but no mention of Gwyneth's candles!
    I guess it depends on which paper you read?
It was online so ANYTHING goes

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redrockrascal 61M
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1/14/2020 12:42 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Lighting a candle isn't quite how I want my room smelling like Gweneth's vagina. I wonder if I was a consumer advocate I could "verify" that. I have found incense online that smells like bacon, but I've yet to order any. No comment on the boy wonder's junk.
Gweneth's vagina plus bacon - now THAT is a meal

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redrockrascal 61M
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1/14/2020 12:41 pm

    Quoting BiggLala:
    “This Smells Like My Vagina”
    All I can think of is the SNL skit with Phil Hartman as Charlton Heston reading Madonna's book "Sex" for books on tape. He refused to say 'pussy'...cuz...Moses...so he would only read it as, "I like my vaginaaaaa." (video clip here would be grrrrrreat! )
    😂
Charlton Heston "doing" Madonna is surreal

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citizen4722 62M  
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1/14/2020 8:38 am

I did read in the paper about Robin's bulge but no mention of Gwyneth's candles!
I guess it depends on which paper you read?


mc_justmc 60M
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1/13/2020 9:21 pm

Lighting a candle isn't quite how I want my room smelling like Gweneth's vagina. I wonder if I was a consumer advocate I could "verify" that. I have found incense online that smells like bacon, but I've yet to order any. No comment on the boy wonder's junk.


BiggLala 48F  
28370 posts
1/13/2020 8:14 pm

“This Smells Like My Vagina”
All I can think of is the SNL skit with Phil Hartman as Charlton Heston reading Madonna's book "Sex" for books on tape. He refused to say 'pussy'...cuz...Moses...so he would only read it as, "I like my vaginaaaaa." (video clip here would be grrrrrreat! )
😂

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Tmptrzz 57F  
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1/13/2020 3:20 pm

Red, naw.. me thinks me will pass on those too..

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redrockrascal 61M
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1/13/2020 3:06 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Now I'm wondering if there is an entire series of celebrity vagina scented candles. What about male celebrities? Smells like my Spunk *Paul Reubens
The male celeb series will be named 'Eau du Scrotum'

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redrockrascal 61M
21522 posts
1/13/2020 3:05 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Interesting read and I will pass on the Gweneth Paltrow Vagina Candle. And as for Robin's balls yea I will pass on that too. Thank you so much for the interesting read for today..

    How did you like those games yesterday..
But you do WANT the Batman candles

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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Tbadboytoy69 60M
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1/13/2020 3:04 pm

I would think her candle scent would be asparagus and Brussels. I read she was a vegetarian. No, first hand knowledge. Just first hand gossip.


redrockrascal 61M
21522 posts
1/13/2020 3:04 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Red You Aced it on both. you need to get back to sports reporting. Gweneth's fragrance and Batman and Throbin , these are American legends, almost like hot dogs and Coke. or apple-pie and Chevrolet!!! Just cant be beat. have a good day, read some more on the next page..
Me and Edward R Murrow

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redrockrascal 61M
21522 posts
1/13/2020 3:03 pm

    Quoting  :

yup

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 61M
21522 posts
1/13/2020 3:02 pm

    Quoting mufdiver69er2:
    you left out the part where burt said while he was supposed to reduce his bulge..he said then that adam west used turkish towels in his trunks to show a bulge..courtesy of a favorite morning show here...
That wasn't on the article I read but yeah

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redrockrascal 61M
21522 posts
1/13/2020 3:01 pm

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    I read a comment from the first story - it was something like, "What does the lit candle make the room smell like? Fish?".

    Disclaimer: this person also stated he had no intimate knowledge of Ms Paltrow.
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superbjversion2 65F
20127 posts
1/13/2020 2:38 pm

Now I'm wondering if there is an entire series of celebrity vagina scented candles. What about male celebrities? Smells like my Spunk *Paul Reubens

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Tmptrzz 57F  
80324 posts
1/13/2020 1:27 pm

Interesting read and I will pass on the Gweneth Paltrow Vagina Candle. And as for Robin's balls yea I will pass on that too. Thank you so much for the interesting read for today..

How did you like those games yesterday..

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lonlyforlove2 77M
8857 posts
1/13/2020 1:26 pm

Red You Aced it on both. you need to get back to sports reporting. Gweneth's fragrance and Batman and Throbin , these are American legends, almost like hot dogs and Coke. or apple-pie and Chevrolet!!! Just cant be beat. have a good day, read some more on the next page..

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mufdiver69er2 59M  
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1/13/2020 1:22 pm

you left out the part where burt said while he was supposed to reduce his bulge..he said then that adam west used turkish towels in his trunks to show a bulge..courtesy of a favorite morning show here...

woop woop


MyBaffies 50M
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1/13/2020 1:19 pm

I read a comment from the first story - it was something like, "What does the lit candle make the room smell like? Fish?".

Disclaimer: this person also stated he had no intimate knowledge of Ms Paltrow.

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redrockrascal 61M
21522 posts
1/13/2020 1:07 pm

That’s all the news that is really unfit to print. Now back to you in the studio.

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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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