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"Morning sex quotes"
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"Morning sex quotes" Imagine you spend Saturday night with someone special, you sleep in a little later. But you look at the clock and in 10 minutes the Football game is on! It's Sunday, so it's the NFL, so what you going do watch the game or Fuck????? Anyway here some Sunday sex quotes, this if in that situation, you both in bed naked. If you read these quotes, you might get a laugh, but it would you make the right decision. I can't hump today? Someone said, "Why"? Because Wednesday is Hump day! Not today. There's a solution to the problem! Think of everyday as Wednesday, this would allow you to Hump everyday! Problem solved!           |
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The , "Intelligence and dirty mind", meme? Overrated propaganda , probably put out by some feminist sponsorship. No man ever said to a hot attractive woman, "If you didn't go to college, I can't have sex with you". A sexy attitude, loose morals, and a dirty mind, is a fantastic combination.
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Happy Monday my friend, what great sex quotes, and I think we should be getting our hump on daily if we are able too.. I hope you have a great start to your week my friend.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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These are all great Happy Sunday! Please Visit My Blog MAMACITA38DD
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14,000 people are having sex right now. 3000 are having protected sex. 500 hundred condoms will break. There'll be 150 pregnancies, and 325 will get an std. The other 11,000 are having unprotected sex, and 8000 of them are sharing a sex disease. 3500 will get pregnant. So... I'm actually quite alright sitting here, typing this. Thanks...! Much appreciated. Wild numbers - right? 😮 I figure Dallas, Green Bay is going to be a better game. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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14,000 people are having sex right now. 3000 are having protected sex. 500 hundred condoms will break. There'll be 150 pregnancies, and 325 will get an std. The other 11,000 are having unprotected sex, and 8000 of them are sharing a sex disease. 3500 will get pregnant. So... I'm actually quite alright sitting here, typing this.
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The game is on in 10 minutes. I'd push my woman over on her belly, mount her , fuck for 4 minutes, dispense a load, I now have 6 minutes to get some clothes on and go watch the game on the big screen, while my woman [if she's into football too] sits beside me to watch , too. If not, she can make me breakfast.
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Hahaha!
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Haha...record the game and watch it later!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Can't you do both? 🤔 But if I had to choose... I'd take the woman. There's always ESPN highlights... and let's face it... most games don't live up to their hype. Unless it's the GOAT 🐐 or Kansas City playing. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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10/6/2019 7:10 am |
There are times my Dick has a mind of it's own! There are times he wake up in the morning before I do!
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